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#449
I now know why my boyfriend loves coming over for dinner every night. He thinks my mom is hot and like watching her cook. - ImFkd
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I just saw a cat jump on a bird and tear it apart. There were feather everywhere. The worse part of it was that I had just spent the last few weeks nursing that same bird back to health since it had a broken wing. - ImFkd
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Took a test, afterwards I was discussing it with my friend. She informed me there were more questions on the back of the paper. - ImFkd
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The vet told me to put my dog on a diet cause he's getting fat. So I explained to my daughter to him him less food. Then my daughter turns to her Mom and says maybe we should give daddy less food too - ImFkd
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2012
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Last night I went on a date and went to dinner and a bar. He said to me that I was really nursing my beer. So, I tried to impress him and chugged it. I was pretty cool until it came right back up and all over the table. - ImFkd
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April
2012
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