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  <title>I now know why my boyfriend loves coming over for dinner every night. He thinks </title>
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    <![CDATA[I now know why my boyfriend loves coming over for dinner every night. He thinks my mom is hot and like watching her cook.  - ImFkd<br><br>By: Tina<br />on 11-08-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I love my girlfriend. We have been together for almost a 7 months now. She </title>
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    <![CDATA[I love my girlfriend. We have been together for almost a 7 months now. She always told be she was married but separated but what I didnt know was that her husband was in prison. He gets out in 2 weeks. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Prisoner<br />on 17-05-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I just saw a cat jump on a bird and tear it apart. There were </title>
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    <![CDATA[I just saw a cat jump on a bird and tear it apart. There were feather everywhere. The worse part of it was that I had just spent the last few weeks nursing that same bird back to health since it had a broken wing. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Rachel<br />on 05-05-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rachel</author>
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  <title>Took a test afterwards I was discussing it with my friend. She informed me there </title>
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    <![CDATA[Took a test afterwards I was discussing it with my friend. She informed me there were more questions on the back of the paper. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Tara<br />on 04-05-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tara</author>
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  <title>The vet told me to put my dog on a diet cause hes getting fat. </title>
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    <![CDATA[The vet told me to put my dog on a diet cause hes getting fat. So I explained to my daughter to him him less food. Then my daughter turns to her Mom and says maybe we should give daddy less food too - ImFkd<br><br>By: Ted<br />on 20-04-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last night I went on a date and went to dinner and a bar. He </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last night I went on a date and went to dinner and a bar. He said to me that I was really nursing my beer. So I tried to impress him and chugged it. I was pretty cool until it came right back up and all over the table. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Holly<br />on 20-04-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Holly</author>
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  <title>Im in the restroom at my Docs office. He sent me in here for a </title>
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    <![CDATA[Im in the restroom at my Docs office. He sent me in here for a urine sample. How do I tell him that I spilled it all over his rug  - ImFkd<br><br>By: Kim<br />on 11-04-2012<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Kim</author>
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  <title>My kid told me he was going to throw up. So I told him to </title>
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    <![CDATA[My kid told me he was going to throw up. So I told him to get his ass to bathroom. When I got there I seen him sitting his ass on the toilet while throw up on the carpet. - ImFkd<br><br>By: goddamn<br />on 09-04-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I lent 500 to my brother to pay his bills. he just blew it all </title>
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    <![CDATA[I lent 500 to my brother to pay his bills. he just blew it all in Vegas. He prob wont pay me back. imfkd<br><br>By: Tina<br />on 03-02-2012<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tina</author>
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  <title>I was on my phone talking to my crush finally saying how I felt. Then </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was on my phone talking to my crush finally saying how I felt. Then I got a text from his friend who was next to him. He said undHe doesnt like you get over itund imfkd<br><br>By: Stacy<br />on 03-02-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to </title>
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    <![CDATA[My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to one of them for 5 new wii games. I laughed with them cause I thought it was a funny joke. Then he made it clear he was serious. imfkd<br><br>By: Sarah<br />on 15-10-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sarah</author>
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  <title>I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that I lost 10 pounds since the last time I weighed myself. Then the doctor told me I gained 20 pounds since my visit there last year. imfkd<br><br>By: Wendy<br />on 15-10-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was out late and walk into a subway car at night which was empty </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was out late and walk into a subway car at night which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought hed go back to sleep. I didnt thing hes start running towards me still pissing. imfkd<br><br>By: GeorgeTheMan<br />on 01-10-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to a broken down car. I thought I would help by offering her a ride. But it wasnt her car she was a hooker. imfkd
<br><br>By: RayJay<br />on 01-10-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke and I didnt have any </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke and I didnt have any regular razors in my house. So I had to go to the store with a beard on only half my face. imfkd<br><br>By: Mike<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Beauty<br>Yes Votes: 45 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting </title>
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    <![CDATA[I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting and lost 20 pounds but my grandmom said undu have to diet better and lose that muffin topund. imfkd<br><br>By: Heather<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Heather</author>
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  <title>When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy </title>
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    <![CDATA[When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy and he told me to get him a beer then he watched some tv. imfkd<br><br>By: Gina<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Gina</author>
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  <title>I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the picnic table from me was playing footsie. Then the dog came out from under the table and i realized who I was playing with. imfkd<br><br>By: Joe<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 98 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Joe</author>
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  <title>I told my friend I want to get lypo to lose some weight and my </title>
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    <![CDATA[I told my friend I want to get lypo to lose some weight and my one friend replied why you cant get it done on your face. imfkd<br><br>By: Ginger<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Friends<br>Yes Votes: 234 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ginger</author>
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  <title>My bf was complaining I didnt kiss him enough so I replied well u dont </title>
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    <![CDATA[My bf was complaining I didnt kiss him enough so I replied well u dont kiss me but the real reason is he got some real bad breath sometimes and now he wont stop kissing me. imfkd<br><br>By: Rachel<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rachel</author>
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