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  <title>I love my girlfriend. We have been together for almost a 7 months now. She </title>
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    <![CDATA[I love my girlfriend. We have been together for almost a 7 months now. She always told be she was married but separated but what I didnt know was that her husband was in prison. He gets out in 2 weeks. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Prisoner<br />on 17-05-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I just saw a cat jump on a bird and tear it apart. There were </title>
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    <![CDATA[I just saw a cat jump on a bird and tear it apart. There were feather everywhere. The worse part of it was that I had just spent the last few weeks nursing that same bird back to health since it had a broken wing. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Rachel<br />on 05-05-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Took a test afterwards I was discussing it with my friend. She informed me there </title>
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    <![CDATA[Took a test afterwards I was discussing it with my friend. She informed me there were more questions on the back of the paper. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Tara<br />on 04-05-2012<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>The vet told me to put my dog on a diet cause hes getting fat. </title>
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    <![CDATA[The vet told me to put my dog on a diet cause hes getting fat. So I explained to my daughter to him him less food. Then my daughter turns to her Mom and says maybe we should give daddy less food too - ImFkd<br><br>By: Ted<br />on 20-04-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Last night I went on a date and went to dinner and a bar. He </title>
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    <![CDATA[Last night I went on a date and went to dinner and a bar. He said to me that I was really nursing my beer. So I tried to impress him and chugged it. I was pretty cool until it came right back up and all over the table. - ImFkd<br><br>By: Holly<br />on 20-04-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Holly</author>
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  <title>Im in the restroom at my Docs office. He sent me in here for a </title>
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    <![CDATA[Im in the restroom at my Docs office. He sent me in here for a urine sample. How do I tell him that I spilled it all over his rug  - ImFkd<br><br>By: Kim<br />on 11-04-2012<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My kid told me he was going to throw up. So I told him to </title>
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    <![CDATA[My kid told me he was going to throw up. So I told him to get his ass to bathroom. When I got there I seen him sitting his ass on the toilet while throw up on the carpet. - ImFkd<br><br>By: goddamn<br />on 09-04-2012<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I lent 500 to my brother to pay his bills. he just blew it all </title>
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    <![CDATA[I lent 500 to my brother to pay his bills. he just blew it all in Vegas. He prob wont pay me back. imfkd<br><br>By: Tina<br />on 03-02-2012<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tina</author>
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  <title>I was on my phone talking to my crush finally saying how I felt. Then </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was on my phone talking to my crush finally saying how I felt. Then I got a text from his friend who was next to him. He said undHe doesnt like you get over itund imfkd<br><br>By: Stacy<br />on 03-02-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to </title>
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    <![CDATA[My BF said in front of all his friends that we would trade me to one of them for 5 new wii games. I laughed with them cause I thought it was a funny joke. Then he made it clear he was serious. imfkd<br><br>By: Sarah<br />on 15-10-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that I lost 10 pounds since the last time I weighed myself. Then the doctor told me I gained 20 pounds since my visit there last year. imfkd<br><br>By: Wendy<br />on 15-10-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Wendy</author>
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  <title>I was out late and walk into a subway car at night which was empty </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was out late and walk into a subway car at night which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought hed go back to sleep. I didnt thing hes start running towards me still pissing. imfkd<br><br>By: GeorgeTheMan<br />on 01-10-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to a broken down car. I thought I would help by offering her a ride. But it wasnt her car she was a hooker. imfkd
<br><br>By: RayJay<br />on 01-10-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke and I didnt have any </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke and I didnt have any regular razors in my house. So I had to go to the store with a beard on only half my face. imfkd<br><br>By: Mike<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Beauty<br>Yes Votes: 45 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting </title>
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    <![CDATA[I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting and lost 20 pounds but my grandmom said undu have to diet better and lose that muffin topund. imfkd<br><br>By: Heather<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Heather</author>
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  <title>When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy </title>
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    <![CDATA[When my husband came home from work I was wearing nothing but a new teddy and he told me to get him a beer then he watched some tv. imfkd<br><br>By: Gina<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was at a friends picnic and I thought the hot girl sitting across the picnic table from me was playing footsie. Then the dog came out from under the table and i realized who I was playing with. imfkd<br><br>By: Joe<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 98 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I told my friend I want to get lypo to lose some weight and my </title>
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    <![CDATA[I told my friend I want to get lypo to lose some weight and my one friend replied why you cant get it done on your face. imfkd<br><br>By: Ginger<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Friends<br>Yes Votes: 234 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>My bf was complaining I didnt kiss him enough so I replied well u dont </title>
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    <![CDATA[My bf was complaining I didnt kiss him enough so I replied well u dont kiss me but the real reason is he got some real bad breath sometimes and now he wont stop kissing me. imfkd<br><br>By: Rachel<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rachel</author>
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  <title>My boyfriend took me horseback riding for the first time. My horse got in front </title>
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    <![CDATA[My boyfriend took me horseback riding for the first time. My horse got in front of his and his horse didnt like that. So his horse turned around and went to bite my horse but bit my leg instead. I now have a ginormous bruise that hurts like hell. imfkd<br><br>By: Jen<br />on 14-08-2010<br>Category: Other<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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