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#397

My kid told me he was going to throw up. So I told him to get his ass to bathroom. When I got there I seen him sitting his ass on the toilet while throw up on the carpet. - ImFkd

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April

2012

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My boyfriend took me horseback riding for the first time. My horse got in front of his, and his horse didn't like that. So his horse turned around and went to bite my horse, but bit my leg instead. I now have a ginormous bruise that hurts like hell. imfkd

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August

2010

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Jen

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#398

I'm in the restroom at my Doc's office. He sent me in here for a urine sample. How do I tell him that I spilled it all over his rug? - ImFkd

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April

2012

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Kim

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#399

Last night I went on a date and went to dinner and a bar. He said to me that I was really nursing my beer. So, I tried to impress him and chugged it. I was pretty cool until it came right back up and all over the table. - ImFkd

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April

2012

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Holly

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#11

I was out late and walk into a subway car at night, which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later, the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought he'd go back to sleep. I didn't thing he's start running towards me still pissing. imfkd

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October

2010

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GeorgeTheMan

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