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#432

I love my girlfriend. We have been together for almost a 7 months now. She always told be she was married but separated, but what I didn't know was that her husband was in prison. He gets out in 2 weeks. - ImFkd

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May

2012

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Prisoner

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#397

My kid told me he was going to throw up. So I told him to get his ass to bathroom. When I got there I seen him sitting his ass on the toilet while throw up on the carpet. - ImFkd

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April

2012

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#11

I was out late and walk into a subway car at night, which was empty except for some sleeping hobo. 10 minutes later, the dude wakes up and starts pissing on one of the seats. I ignored it and thought he'd go back to sleep. I didn't thing he's start running towards me still pissing. imfkd

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October

2010

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GeorgeTheMan

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#10

I was hanging with friends driving my car and saw this lady standing next to a broken down car. I thought I would help by offering her a ride. But it wasn't her car, she was a hooker. imfkd

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October

2010

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RayJay

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#9

I was shaving my beard and my electric razor broke, and I didn't have any regular razors in my house. So I had to go to the store with a beard on only half my face. imfkd

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August

2010

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Mike

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