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I'm in the restroom at my Doc's office. He sent me in here for a urine sample. How do I tell him that I spilled it all over his rug? - ImFkd
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I was at the doctors office. I was really happy when they weighed me that I lost 10 pounds since the last time I weighed myself. Then the doctor told me I gained 20 pounds since my visit there last year. imfkd
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I walked into the kitchen in a new skirt all proud because I was dieting and lost 20 pounds, but my grandmom said "u have to diet better and lose that muffin top". imfkd
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I cooked some sausage for lunch. Then after I ate I saw it expired 2 months ago. imfkd
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